Henrik Lundqvist is in Urban Dictionary

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Not Henrik's girlfriend Therese.

I stumbled across a few entires for Henrik at Urban Dictionary. Some obvious fans of the King have submitted their definitions.

Just another synonym for God.
Also means almighty, and is often used in sentences where people describe how someone is supreme to the others.


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Henrik and not his girlfriend.

Entry #2 for Henrik is also pretty awesome:
quite literally King.
King Henrik Lunqvist, the best damn goalie the world has seen.


Did you know you can buy these definitions on mugs and t-shirts? I want one for that last entry.

Now onto the last entry for Henrik. This one is rather interesting:
Refers to a guy in his late 20s or early 30s who is quietly arrogant, avoids commitment, drinks excessively, spends as much time as possible partying, only does things if they have direct benefit for him, especially financially, has lots of superfical acquaintances but no real friends as he avoids getting to know people -- but he is the guy everyone likes to invite to social events. An eternal playboy who enjoys being devil's advocate and playing people off one another while trying to avoid getting any negative energy directed at him. Likes to flirt but is not ready for a mature relationship with a woman.
If you want to go on a date with him, you better ask -- he's such a Henrik.


Wow. Let's see...
1. Henrik Lundqvist is 28 so that fits the late 20s/early 30s.
2. He's been dating his current girlfriend since 1998 and brought her over from Sweden, but hasn't married her or gotten engaged yet. Yup, our guy Hank fits the avoiding commitment.
3. Drinks excessively, don't know.
4. Spends time partying, don't know.
5. Only does things if a direct benefit, don't know.
6. No real friends, don't know but the guy is internationally famous and a pro athlete. You tell me how easy it is for them to meet real friends.
7. Guy everyone likes to invite, well duh he's the King!
8. Eternal playboy, well I don't know if he's a playboy but I have definitely gotten an interesting story from someone reasonably close. And he dresses like one.
9. Devil's advocate and manipulating, don't know.
10. Likes to flirt, isn't that any guy?
11. Not ready for mature relationship with a woman, don't know.

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Henrik and not his girlfriend.

This entry at Urban Dictionary was made Feb 10, 2010 by Elskede. That night the Rangers played the Predators at Madison Square Garden.

Was this entry written about our guy Henrik, or about another Henrik? Are all Henriks like this? Actually this entry fits a lot of guys I know. Our guy Hank is the most well known Henrik, and the other two entries for this name are about King Henrik. So can we deduce that this entry is also about our guy?

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Henrik and his girlfriend Therese Andersson

Could Elskede be a pen name for Henrik's girlfriend Therese? Perhaps she had a case of Molson one night and got out her frustrations. Or did his other girlfriend, Mystery Woman, write this? Yes, I have heard an interesting story. Perhaps she got ticked that Henrik won't commit to her. But if you're the other woman, what do you expect?

In any case, this is definitely some pretty interesting reading.

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Henrik Lundqvist Blog Shoutouts

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

I've got some shoutouts that are overdue. So I'm going to get right on them today. Plus I'm trying not to think of the Rangers losing in 3D tomorrow.

First shout out goes to Bandit Rock 104.8 in Gothenburg, Sweden. They gave a shout out to this blog a few weeks ago and read the blog address online even! So to all my Swedish fans, Hej! Gothenburg is of course where Henrik Lundqvist spends his summers. All 2 months of them. He's not just partying and soaking up rays, he also teaches Gold in the Net. But I'll cover that more this summer. Also he played for the Frolunda Indians for many years as a pro in the Swedish Elite League. The Indians are based in.....Gothenburg.

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Henrik Lundqvist and a dj from Bandit Rock 104.8

Next, I'd like to give a shout out to the people in New York that are reading my blog. There are some of you that are very faithful readers and actually come back, every day! I'm shocked. I can't believe anyone reads this insanity. I'm sure you're just here for the shirtless Henrik photos. I would be.

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Shirtless Henrik Lundqvist photo!

I'd like to give a shout out to NY Hockey Girls who gave me a shout out because I gave her a shout out. This is going to be one of those never ending circles of shout outs, isn't it.

Finally, I'd like to say hi to whomever is inside Madison Square Garden and reading this blog. If it's Torts - YOU SUCK. If it's Sean Avery - hi and get more pics of Henrik in the locker room. Or anywhere really. If it's Henrik the King himself - I am so sorry. I know you're probably facepalming over this blog and why you have to have such weird American fans. You should feel special though, I don't think any other Ranger has a fan blog such as this! :D

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Henrik is number one! I love the shiny shirt.

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Henrik Lundqvist Photo Fun

Monday, March 22, 2010

Sportsquee has started their March Madness 2010 sports hottie bracket. There's even a sheet to print out and fill in. Why am I bringing this up? Why because our very own Henrik Lundqvist is in the Young & Hunky bracket! He'll win for sure. He's young. And hunky.

Now on to the photo portion of this post. I was bored. And had stacks of Henrik Lundqvist photos. This never ends well.

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Here we have King Henrik in all his glory. He actually looks really good in the King Tut mask. Perhaps this could be his new goalie mask? The big flaps on the side could be puck deflectors.

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And this is how Henrik feels about the Rangers season this year.

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King Henrik in his happier days. Happier as in thinking of a courtly wench kind of happy.

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Another King Henrik photo, but I like the King Tut one better.

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Horrible Henrik Lundqvist Photos

Hank is not having a good week.

“When you’re not winning, it’s miserable.”
Thus stated after their demoralizing loss to the Bruins on Sunday. It was demoralizing for all the fans too.

Since Henrik is having a bad week, and I'm having a bad week since the Rangers lost so bad and are pretty much out of the playoffs, I decided to go with misery loves company and am now showing the worst photos Henrik has taken.

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No. Just, No. Do not ever do this again. The 80's pose and 80's clothing is just No. Who made you do this? You weren't even a teenager in the 80s! This photo makes me seriously cringe.

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I have no idea what is going on here. But don't do it again.

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Henrik looks like he's terrified. Probably of the guy's arm around his waist.

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I think Henrik got his butt grabbed the second this photo was shot.

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Well, you were kids. But burn this photo. And sue anyone that publishes it. Myself included.

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This photo! I just bust out laughing every time I see it. That is an honest to God grimace on Henrik's face! LOL

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I know Sean Avery took this pic of Henrik, and that's fine. What is not fine is the dad outfit Henrik is wearing. You look like a dorky dad and not a dorky DILF. The dad sweater has to go.

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I have secondhand embarrassment.

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Proof white men can't dance. But I love this photo because Henrik looks so adorable and happy. Awwwwwwwwwwww.

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